Faraway, So Micro

The hoar frost is extra hoary today.

What’s the semi-unrealistic thing on your Xmas list that you were sure Santa wouldn’t be getting for you, but you got anyway?

Mine was a CD burner for my computer. I didn’t think my parents would know how to buy it, or could afford it. I was shocked when I opened the box.

Haven’t done one of these in a while: I’m headed to Costco… on a Saturday… three days before Xmas… anyone need anything? 😆

You should literally follow me if you want to make sure to get the slowest line at the Costco gas bar.

Don’t let this darkness fool you All lights turned off can be turned on

I don’t know why, but as much as I’d love a new Bond film, I’m kind of happy to see Amazon eat shit on their $6.5 billion purchase of MGM and the Bond franchise: For 007, Amazon is Not Enough

“Substack Is At It Again”. Please don’t use Substack. There’s so many better options that not only aren’t Nazi-loving, but also much more fun to use for both you the writer and your readers.

Every time I have to go to Delisle, Saskatchewan for my kid’s hockey game, there’s blizzard conditions. IPSO facto, if they’d stop scheduling my kid’s hockey games in Delisle, Saskatchewan, we wouldn’t have blizzards.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.