I didn’t realize Patreon had a live stream feature - I’m testing it out over here right now which you can join for free if you want to help me test it while I update my Patreon page for a bit.
The one positive about a cold, rainy weekend is it’s a great excuse to keep Noah Kahan’s new album playing. I likely would’ve anyways but it sounds better under cloudy skies.
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I checked out Diablo IV while we have Gamepass and I’m surprised how much I’m enjoying it. I haven’t touched a Diablo game since 2 way back in the day.
“You have the charisma of a software update notification.” - Julia Louis Dreyfus in her Veep character saying farewlll to Stephen Colbert.
Playing exactly one* game of #Fortnite on my channel for a quick break: Watch me flail (*Unless I die super quickly then maybe two?)
Parenting win: My daughter and I were driving and saw a Cybertruck cross the intersection in front of us.
Me: “You should’ve recorded a video so I could…”
Her: “…put it to that Noah Kahan lyric?”
Me: ☺️☺️☺️
Very thankful for hats on a hair day like today.
Selfie a day for a year, day 267, May 12, 2026 edition.


