I didn’t realize Patreon had a live stream feature - I’m testing it out over here right now which you can join for free if you want to help me test it while I update my Patreon page for a bit.


The one positive about a cold, rainy weekend is it’s a great excuse to keep Noah Kahan’s new album playing. I likely would’ve anyways but it sounds better under cloudy skies.


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Welp… time for second breakfast. ☕🥯


I checked out Diablo IV while we have Gamepass and I’m surprised how much I’m enjoying it. I haven’t touched a Diablo game since 2 way back in the day.


“You have the charisma of a software update notification.” - Julia Louis Dreyfus in her Veep character saying farewlll to Stephen Colbert.


Playing exactly one* game of #Fortnite on my channel for a quick break: Watch me flail (*Unless I die super quickly then maybe two?)


Parenting win: My daughter and I were driving and saw a Cybertruck cross the intersection in front of us.

Me: “You should’ve recorded a video so I could…”

Her: “…put it to that Noah Kahan lyric?”

Me: ☺️☺️☺️

screenshot of lyrics of Noah Kahan’s Headed North “I've been takin' your advice, and tryin' to scream less at the tourists&10;And I've been workin' on my timin' when I ask too much of you&10;But if I see one more Cybertruck, I swear to God, I'm gonna floor it&10;Need somebody here to talk me out of things I can't undo”

Very thankful for hats on a hair day like today.

Selfie a day for a year, day 267, May 12, 2026 edition.

Mirror Selfie of me looking in the mirror with hair askew in multiple directions. iPhone in the foreground and me in the background.

I couldn’t pick a selfie for today. 🤷‍♀️

Selfie a day for a year, day 266, May 11, 2026 edition.

A grayscale image features a man partially in frame with a serious expression, and acoustic and electric guitars mounted on the wall behind him.A bearded person looks into the camera with a slightly furrowed brow, while guitars hang on the wall in the background.A bearded person is partially visible in the foreground, with two guitars hanging on the wall behind them.