(The sign is not from my home office btw)

Selfie a day for a year, day 287, Jun 1, 2026 edition.

A man wearing glasses and a black t-shirt with a colorful design stands beside a framed illustration of Ted Lasso on the wall.A small sign humorously tracks the number of days since any dog mishap in the lobby, noting a record of four days.

Logging on

Screengrab from Widow’s Bay episode: A woman wearing an antler headpiece poses in front of a reflective surface with two people visible behind her, accompanied by taped labels saying “Smile like your tips depend on it”

The only thing I would ever consider paying Meta for is the ability, as a parent, to change my teen’s Reels algorithm. Like “show him more Dune or Widow’s Bay edits so he’ll want to watch it” kind of stuff.

Oh and less self esteem crushing content too of course.

I’m sure it’ll get bought by some horrible VC fund and destroyed by AI in 4 months, but in the meantime if you want to send me a message via virtual birds…I’m iChris on Roost. 😂 roostsocial.app/invite/PR…

Couch potato mode watching oldest play NHL ‘26.

Selfie a day for a year, day 286, May 31, 2026 edition.

A man with glasses and a beard is lying on a textured surface, wearing a dark blue shirt.Two people are relaxing in a living room watching a hockey game on TV, with one person holding a gaming controller and the other person's legs visible in the foreground.

The Nice Guys, 2016 - ★★★★

Watched on Saturday May 30, 2026.

I’m glad I quickly mowed the lawn Friday so Saturday morning can be spent sipping coffee instead of fighting mosquitoes in the grass.

Selfie a day for a year, day 285, May 30, 2026 edition.

A person wearing glasses and a T-shirt is holding a polka dot mug while sitting outdoors.A fluffy white dog is lying on a wooden deck, gazing over a well-kept grassy yard.

2 weeks after snow, we’re dealing with a mosquito apocalypse. 😳 I went out to pick up my kid from a movie last night and our driveway was a layer of mozzies just sitting there waiting for me to walk through them.

I’m trying not to freak out, but famous Irish singer Hozier just followed me.

A TikTok profile displays the username hozierofficial with follow, message, and other options, but lacks a bio. And clearly is a woman who doesn’t look anything like the real Hozier.

Post-supper selfie and podcast listening.

Selfie a day for a year, day 283, May 28, 2026 edition.

A man with glasses and a beard is sitting indoors, looking at the camera with a neutral expression.A podcast episode titled Surviving the Hockey Canada trial - Part 1 from Canadian True Crime is playing, showing the playback controls and duration.