If you got an email like this from Patreon on my behalf, I’m sorry and I’ll figure out a way to turn it off. “Enjoying your free membership to Chris?” 😂

A promotional offer advertises a 50% discount on the first month of a paid membership, valid until May 31, with a call-to-action button to claim the offer.

The guy in the campsite next to us is really going through something. He’s been blasting cheesy 80’s ballads the whole weekend.

And I’m tempted to give him $10 to pay for Spotify so I don’t have to hear the commercials anymore. 😂


Camping with a dog rule 302: it doesn’t matter where you put the chairs or tent pegs, your dog will always find a way to get impossibly tied up.


Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, 2026 - ★★★½

Watched on Saturday May 23, 2026.


I didn’t get this from my kids—it came with the trailer. 😂 I think that’s a mild form of stolen valor?

A green mug with Best Dad Ever written on it is held up outdoors, with blurred background details.

Mount Blackstrap at sunset.

Selfie a day for a year, day 277, May 22, 2026 edition.

A serene twilight sky with silhouettes of trees and a warm light glowing in the distance.A person wearing glasses and a cap is taking a selfie outdoors at dusk, with a grassy field in the background.


I just tried to swipe around my Mac’s keyboard to spell a word like you can on an iPhone in case you’re wondering how ready for the weekend my brain is?


Sometimes when I let Neville out, he looks back at me like “Oh… you’re not coming?” with such sad eyes. I feel like the dad in Cat’s in the Cradle “Not today son, I don’t know when” But we’ll get together then. You know we’ll have a good time then."


✅ Survivor season 50 finale ✅ Thirteen Pies pizza ✅ Some sort of beverage(s) ✅ Ice cream sandwiches (if we’re feeling saucy?)

Wednesday is gonna be alright.


Playing one game of #Fortnite for a quick break. On Twitch or YT www.twitch.tv/lemoncast…