Hey Siri don’t ever let me order a foot long sub at Subway again. Those days have passed. Signed: Chris in a sub coma.

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I used to think that if Threads got popular, that would piss El0n off the most. But the more I think about it, if LinkedIn became the new place everyone went to that might be what would annoy El0n even more. The Bill Gates Microsoft owned social network for stuffy suits becomes the new Twitter.😆

Shamelessly borrowing a friend’s dog so I can get social media points for puppy pics.

A small dog licking my earA small dog looks confused at the camera.

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Testing testing.

Instagram is tracking about 2.5 weeks behind TikTok based on when I see a video on TikTok vs when my extended family shares it from Instagram to the group chat.

Craig Mod is on one of his Tokyo walks this week. The “rules” for the walk and form to sign up for his pop-up newsletter are available here. I enjoy sipping my coffee and visiting Japan vicariously through his words and photos.

I’m feeling the tension of wanting to encourage my oldest looking for a job so he’s got some spending money of his own, versus not wanting to push him on the working treadmill that will be his entire life.

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I never understood why fights break out with parents at a hockey game until tonight when I heard a hockey mom shouting “turn and burn!” at her kid for 3 straight periods.