Playing exactly one* game of #Fortnite on my channel for a quick break: Watch me flail (*Unless I die super quickly then maybe two?)
Parenting win: My daughter and I were driving and saw a Cybertruck cross the intersection in front of us.
Me: “You should’ve recorded a video so I could…”
Her: “…put it to that Noah Kahan lyric?”
Me: ☺️☺️☺️
Very thankful for hats on a hair day like today.
Selfie a day for a year, day 267, May 12, 2026 edition.
The latest phrase my kids have brought home (from school? from social media?) that drives me bonkers is “it’s not that deep”. i.e.
Me: “Why’d I have to ask you 4 times to get your clothes out of the dryer?” Them: “Dad… don’t get so upset. It’s not that deep.” (with an eyeroll)
Gnome feels like it would be a nice macOS app compliment to Ethan Marcotte’s old GIF library on bukkit? I think that was the name.
Noah Kahan’s SNL performance is blocked on YouTube for me here in Canada, but you can watch it embedded on Rolling Stone.




