Damnit Donut! I mean to schedule it for Tuesday like normal but accidentally hit publish now. So… issue 50 of my newsletter is headed out to your inboxes or the web.


I’m just delusional enough to think that if I try yet another to do list app, that’ll fix my issues because it certainly can’t be anything to do with me.


Are the trailers for standup specials on Netflix designed to make you not want to watch? It feels so counter-intuitive. I wanted to check out Jeff Arcuri’s new special and watched the trailer and it just drops you into a random joke that’s funny… but then abruptly ends?


“What’s your podcast about?” Uh well… I dunno? Isn’t the best answer, but it’s what works for me.

podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcas…


🤓 or no 🤓, I still can’t see anything. ☀️

Selfie a day for a year, day 328, Jul 12, 2026 edition.

A middle-aged man with gray hair and a beard is lying on a pillow, wearing a gray t-shirt and squinting in bright sunlight.A middle-aged man with gray hair and a beard is wearing black-framed glasses and a gray t-shirt with a logo, sitting or lying on a light-colored cushion in bright natural light.


“Some men improve the world only by leaving it.”

Do you know how easy it is to live and not have people say that about you when you die? The majority of humanity passes through this world without having that said about them when they shuffle along.


Happy slurpee day to all who celebrate - even you cherry or blue raspberry weirdos out there.


I listed a few things on Marketplace so now my Friday is a non-stop barrage of “is this still available?” “$5!?” and “I’m not in Saskatoon do you deliver?”


Noah Kahan, Vince Gill, and Noah Kahan all checked out my account?!?!

A list of three profile views on a social media app shows two profiles named Noah Kahan and one named Vince Gill, each with a red Follow button beside them.

Carl and Princess Donut in my ear while I’m mowing the lawn.

Selfie a day for a year, day 325, Jul 9, 2026 edition.

A man wearing glasses and a cap is standing on a gravel path holding a yellow lawn mower with a grassy lawn in the background.