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I never understood why fights break out with parents at a hockey game until tonight when I heard a hockey mom shouting “turn and burn!” at her kid for 3 straight periods.

I spend a lot of mental energy worrying about whether I should be helping AI editing tools like Descript come take my business and livelihood. I try to be rational about it, but it’s a very real fear my night brain likes to remind me of.

Apple would do a lot more for my health if they developed a Watch feature that zapped me every time it sensed that I was opening a mini chocolate bar.

📝New blog post: A quick post of appreciation for Phoebe Bridgers’ lyrics

Happy Halloween 🎃

5 pumpkins in a row carved with candles lighting from the inside

Having one of those “why am I so tired?” days where I repeatedly forget that my night brain decided to keep me awake from 3am - 6am last night.

Shipping new iMacs with 256GB of storage is a dick move. I get needing a low cost iMac, but the middle model should start at 512GB. It’s the equivalent of the 16GB iPhone Apple kept shipping for years.

It’d be hilarious if at Apple’s event tonight, Tim Cook came out in a John Hodgman “I’m a Mac” costume and announced that the iPhone 16 is being released today just to mess with everyone who bought an iPhone 15 a month ago.

Getting everyone else in my family out the door on a chilly Monday morning helps me appreciate my working from home business so much. My commute is sitting by the fire while sipping coffee until I decide to walk over to my office.

(Sorry if you’re reading this on a long, cold commute.)