Kid hurt himself at school so you better believe his pain became my French fry gain! 🤤 (he’s fine!)

A Wendy’s burger and fries

I’m craving Wendy’s fries at the moment. Posting it for support. Follow along to find out if I cave at lunch, or just eat a box of crackers in my pjs like yesterday.

…and randomly “Nikki” and I played a few levels together. I think they’ve helped a lot more people revive than I have? I assume that’s what the 1,850 vs my 150 ♥️ means.

Super Mario Wonder screenshot of an end of level scene with me as Mario and Nikki as Princess Peach.

I just had a neat experience in Super Mario Wonder where another player guided me to where the last Wonder Seed was in a puzzle level. It’s multiplayer but it’s not. Such a fun experience.

Did I win?

A bingo card.

You’d think by now I’d know better than to load up a plate of leftover pizza to eat while editing a fitness trainer’s podcast, but I don’t ok? 😆

I get emails: 75+ meetings a week? Are you insane? That sounds awful.

The best worst part is “partially thought & written by my AIs” 😆 I hate everything.

Screenshot of an email reading: hey Chris. Congratulations on your 18 year anniversary at Lemon Productions! As an Owner, your job focus must have been instrumental in driving the success of the company.&10;&10;was wondering if you've thought about The Lemon Productions Podcast as a potential lead gen mechanism. cuz sales are changing. ppl go win+win nowadays.&10;&10;can I send you my exact podcast game plan to generate web design companies 75+ meetings/week? I've found that open-minded clients get insane ROI through my program :)

The MCC Quilt sale is live.

Money raised will provide essential hygiene items, school supplies, warm comforters and many more essential items for those experiencing devastating situations around the world.

Hey Siri don’t ever let me order a foot long sub at Subway again. Those days have passed. Signed: Chris in a sub coma.

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