The labelling feels a little off here. 😆

A dvd copy of “better than sex” is on a shelf just above the “childrens” label

Happy civic holiday day to most jurisdictions in Canada.

(Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?)

Hey jet skis nobody likes you. You’re the lawn trimmer at 6am on the weekend of the lake.

Two dudes are each driving some form of jetski in shallow water

OH from across the lake as shouted by a kid on a tube behind a boat: “I’M IN A BAD POSITION!” 😝

I was mocked - mocked I say! - for my long weekend hair did. So now I’m posting it so the world can mock me too. “It looks like you tried to slick your hair back but failed.”

Selfie of me with unwashed hair sort of slicked back by a mixture of grease and make water.

I have to reset the clock on how many days it’s been since I freaked out my family by thinking the boat won’t start when actually I just forgot to put it in neutral. 😆 🤦‍♂️

Post by post by Ethan Marcotte is a beautiful reflection (eulogy?) on losing Twitter.

It’s like a fun choose-your-own adventure game. Which door would you open?

Screenshot of my inbox with an email from Descript, WWE, StreamYard, and the Government of Canada.

Going for a 🚶‍♂️ for 🧠 and some 💪🏽 too. 🥵 32C

Today’s mugshot. Show me your mug! (Please.)

Yeti mug with Syntax.fm branding with U2 funkopop characters, a plant, and a sandwich beside it.