I just won first place in Dress to Impress (Roblox game) in a “Dungeons and Dragons” theme in case you’re wondering how my night is going.

If you’re wondering why both of your cream containers are curdling in your coffee, double check that you (me) didn’t leave vinegar in the kettle yesterday.

I was descaling it and forgot to come back to clean it out. 🤦

Why doesn’t sleeping from 12:30am to 9:30am work the same as sleeping from 10:30pm to 6:30am? Explain that without any science mumbo jumbo words please because I’m tired.

Finished reading: Slash by Slash 📚I feel like trash if I have a few glasses of wine and a beer. I don’t know how this dude is still standing.

Me at home: “ugh I don’t want to even sit outside on the deck. Outdoors? Bleck”

Me camping: “I’ll sit in this uncomfortable chair for hours reading a book, have a terrible sleep on a hip destroying bed, and walk to the outhouse in my pjs.”

Turns out our tent trailer’s signal lights don’t work if the battery is dead even if it’s hooked up to my truck. New battery, lights work. I genuinely had no idea. 🤔

The “streaks” feature is everything that’s wrong with social media. It pumps up engagement numbers for marketing I’m sure, but there’s nothing meaningful going on in terms of humans connecting.

“Here’s a picture of my ceiling so we don’t break our streak!” 🤮

Manor Lords is on sale during the Steam Sale for those who celebrate. (No I still haven’t picked up a gaming PC 🥺😆)

If I wanted this much rain, I would’ve moved to Ireland or even B.C. C’mon weather—give us enough of a window to pack up the trailer and set it up this weekend so we can sit inside it and be miserable somewhere else for a change.

New on my blog: Voice Chat Moderation in Video Games

I dig this internal linking feature Ghost implemented where you can “@” mention any page, post, tag, or author on your blog without having to open up a new tab to find it.

My 14yo shouldn’t have to do moderator work for Meta because other kids keep using the N word and other offensive language in Meta Quest games. He does it, and rallies other players to report accounts.

What a delightful world we’ve created.

This sounds awful. Why would I pay someone to get me more meetings??

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New on my blog: John Green on Taking a Break from the Internet

It’s going to be a crepe-y day.

Crepes on a stove in two frying pans.

Currently reading: Slash by Slash 📚Would you be shocked to find out it’s full of misogyny and objectifying language? I know I am.

Tornado watch issued for Saskatoon and area weather.gc.ca

My brain can spin on whether something is YOLO or wasteful forever. Which feels wasteful since YOLO.

New on my blog: David Simon on AI

Alright I’m invested. I was ready to tune out hockey after my Jets bowed out in the first round. Now the Oilers better win game 7 after coming back from 3 games to none.