Kid From the Opposing Team: “The kid was smiling!” Me working the penalty box: “You tripped him and so he drew a penalty.” Kid: “I didn’t mean to.” Me: “I don’t think the refs care.” Kid: “These refs are fixed.” Me: “Yep. Div C games are that high stakes that someone paid off the ref.” 😂
I went through all the trouble of setting up a dog cam for the stream only for said dog to lay on the floor instead of the chair.
I’m just over 200 likes away from getting my dream of a Brett Goldstein touring America documentary. I watch late night tv on TikTok in the morning.
I’m focusing 100% of my marketing efforts for 2025 on walking around empty Meta Horizon VR worlds asking if anyone needs a podcast editor. (This was at a Shawn Mendes concert?)