Anyone wanna go (does some weird math on his fingers) tensies on this small lake front property with me?


Who needs sleep?


The labelling feels a little off here. 😆

A dvd copy of “better than sex” is on a shelf just above the “childrens” label

Happy civic holiday day to most jurisdictions in Canada.

(Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?)


Hey jet skis nobody likes you. You’re the lawn trimmer at 6am on the weekend of the lake.

Two dudes are each driving some form of jetski in shallow water

OH from across the lake as shouted by a kid on a tube behind a boat: “I’M IN A BAD POSITION!” 😝


I was mocked - mocked I say! - for my long weekend hair did. So now I’m posting it so the world can mock me too. “It looks like you tried to slick your hair back but failed.”

Selfie of me with unwashed hair sort of slicked back by a mixture of grease and make water.

The Bob's Burgers Movie, 2022 - ★★★½

Watched on Saturday August 5, 2023.


I have to reset the clock on how many days it’s been since I freaked out my family by thinking the boat won’t start when actually I just forgot to put it in neutral. 😆 🤦‍♂️


Post by post by Ethan Marcotte is a beautiful reflection (eulogy?) on losing Twitter.


It’s like a fun choose-your-own adventure game. Which door would you open?

Screenshot of my inbox with an email from Descript, WWE, StreamYard, and the Government of Canada.

Going for a 🚶‍♂️ for 🧠 and some 💪🏽 too. 🥵 32C


Today’s mugshot. Show me your mug! (Please.)

Yeti mug with Syntax.fm branding with U2 funkopop characters, a plant, and a sandwich beside it.

It’s been awhile - let’s go for a stupid walk for our mental health. 🚶‍♂️ 🧠


Ooooh that’s how you make friends as adults. Got it.

Screenshot from macOS Messages that says “Launch a Game Center enabled game to make friends”

You might think I’m on tiktok because of hot bodies and weird life hacks… but really my feed is fully “here’s a really cool mini-trailer for camping we’re checking out! Come on inside and see!”


Good morning! Please show me your mug. Thank you.

A yellow mug in the foreground with a couple of members of U2 as Funko Pop toys in the background.

Shoutout to the fellow solo business owners working late (or early) catching up on work from summer vacations.

It’s fun being your own boss and getting to set your own hours and work from anywhere. But you still have to do the work eventually. 😁


Obviously this is how clean my desk and office are 100% of the time. (Don’t turn around.)

Photo of an office with a white desk, Dell monitor, Mac Studio, Heil PR40 mic on a boom arm, a white set of drawers, a yellow light glowing in the corner, and the members of U2 as funko pop toys on the desk.

Barbie, 2023 - ★★★★

Watched on Friday July 28, 2023.