Anyone wanna go (does some weird math on his fingers) tensies on this small lake front property with me?
Happy civic holiday day to most jurisdictions in Canada.
(Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?)
I was mocked - mocked I say! - for my long weekend hair did. So now I’m posting it so the world can mock me too. “It looks like you tried to slick your hair back but failed.”

I have to reset the clock on how many days it’s been since I freaked out my family by thinking the boat won’t start when actually I just forgot to put it in neutral. 😆 🤦♂️
Post by post by Ethan Marcotte is a beautiful reflection (eulogy?) on losing Twitter.
You might think I’m on tiktok because of hot bodies and weird life hacks… but really my feed is fully “here’s a really cool mini-trailer for camping we’re checking out! Come on inside and see!”
Shoutout to the fellow solo business owners working late (or early) catching up on work from summer vacations.
It’s fun being your own boss and getting to set your own hours and work from anywhere. But you still have to do the work eventually. 😁