Microposts
As silly as Apple’s Apple Intelligence is at times, when I see stuff like OpenAI removing any sort of safeguards on their product in the pursuit of profit, I think in the long run Apple may be making the right choice to go super slow.
I’m with Louie Mantia, Imran Chaudhri & Humane ripped people off so they could cosplay as Steve Jobs for a few years. (my words, not Louie’s).
There’s a million more important things that need to be dealt with, but if someone could tell the sitting US President to stop being a petty man baby and referring to our Canadian Prime Minister as governor, when he knows full well what the title is, I’d really appreciate it.
I don’t know how or when US citizens move from posting “oh wow I can’t believe this is happening” to figuring out how to stop it, but I sure hope the rest of the world doesn’t have to wait 4 years for them to maybe figure out how not to vote in a dictatorship again.
One of those days where I can’t wait until it’s time to play a round of Balatro and fall asleep. Whatever gets me to warm temperatures faster right now tbh.
It only takes a few clicks to see this is a satirical account, and yet because of the reality of American politics in 2025, it’s difficult to know that.

Sunday morning sinus med induced thought: If Musk invaded Canada, Americans would post how upset they are about it… and nothing would actually be done to stop him.
“Holy crap! Kill this Thor! How is he getting away with this?!” - 10pts if you can name the game being played in the basement that prompted this loud shouting from one of my children.
I promised Tim I wouldn’t exclaim “I can’t believe they can do that in the browser” over and over last time we recorded, so I made my own YT short talking about Riverside’s crazy video editing in browser tool.
Still blows my 👨🦳 brain.
I just realized that “Cisco”, the tech company, is named that because it’s from San Francisco.
A good reminder that you’re never too old to learn something new. 🤦♂️
I don’t get why random ppl try to friend me on Fortnite? Didn’t their parents teach them not to hang out with strangers on the internet? 😂

Trying out Greg Morris’ new iOS app for Micro.blog: Micro Social.
New blog post: Getting Ghosted by Ghost’s Comments